flirtmeister

Hi! I’m theflirtmeister on Ao3 + other social media :)

Thank you for writing for me! I give blanket permission for treats, and any crossovers with fandoms I have previously written for.

Breaking Away:

It’s about THE STRUGGLES OF THE WORKING CLASS, it’s about CYCLING, it’s about FATHERHOOD, it’s about being GAY IN INDIANA, it’s about BEING THE SHORTEST OF UR FRIEND GROUP

Cyril is my most favourite boy in the world (tall! queercoded! snarky!) and I enjoy begging desperately for fic about him. He comes across as very lonely by the end of the film - Moocher has a wife, Mike has a career on the horizon, and Dave is off to college. I would devour ANY content about him.

My two main Cyril ships are Cyril/Mike (childhood best friends! Mike throwing them into situations that get Cyril hurt!) and Cyril/Mike’s brother (If I can’t have Mike I’ll have you! Fuck the police, literally!). I just want to see Cyril kiss a boy <3

Fandom Specific DNWS: Moocher or Dave being homophobic towards Cyril

The Locked Tomb:

I re-listened to the Gideon the Ninth audiobook and got strangely obsessed with Colum and Silas!! It’s the knight/prince dynamic! The religious energies!! The weird incest vibes!! Also that moment where Colum is doing some light housework in a pinafore!!

Would love anything written about them, either pre-Lyctor trials or during! I am also 100% up for any nsfw content involving these two - is their relationship normalised as cavalier and necromancer? Or are they crossing boundaries that would shock the other Houses?

I would prefer no canon Colum death, but if you want to write some insane body horror/Silas carrying Colum’s corpse about, I would be very interested with that! Sometimes you go mad with grief and do horrible things with your nephew :)

Fandom Specific DNWs: No fandom specific dnws!

Saw (Movies)

So I rewatched Saw. And then it took over my brain. And then I wrote almost 100k worth of fic in four months and ignored all my other responsibilities.

I’ve signed up for ALL the Saw ships because I literally love them all so much, and the dynamics that occur between the characters. Feel free to also include any other characters that you love from the fandom - what does Kerry think of Hoffrigg flirting? Does Diana think Adam is trying too hard to be a cool stepdad? Has Logan walked in on Lawrence having phone sex?

Just for this request, I would prefer only Adam, Brit, and Mallick to be transgender, if you want to write any trans characters! Feel free to go wild with any other identities however - if you want to write Lawrence as a he/him lesbian then I would cry with delight.

Fandom Specific DNWS: Animal death or Child death